Chicken Nugget Central

For those who have experienced laughing alone at Kuwait cinema.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Baby Survives Abandonment in Plastic Bag

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Baby Survives Abandonment in Plastic Bag

My heart jumped when I read the title. I screamed in my head....

"I WANT IT!"

I hadn't even seen the picture. Dunno what that's about, but I have been taken over by the immense need of holding that baby girl.

Hairy Nipples Anyone??

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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Oh Oh! Pink Slip.

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So I arrive home and find a pink government slip on my table. Apparently this pibk slip was delivered by a government person in a gitra and i3gal. A million and one things go through my mind, mostly bad; while I am trying to figure out what the hell the arabic scribbles are saying. Some of those things were...

"Am I wanted?"

"Did they find out I smuggled in alcohol filled chocolates?"

"Do I have an unpaid phone bill I dunno about?"

Then I saw it was from the post office in Kaifan. Now I do not live anywhere near Kaifan, so I am thinking maybe it is a secret admirer sending me an early anonymous valentine and didn't want it to be intercepted by my family.

So I get all excited and go online to try and find their number and I find out the post customs department is in Kaifan. So now I am thinking I do not have friends that love me enough to send me stuff from abroad.

So dammit the suspense is killing me and I can't find their number. Are they open now? and what can it be? and from who???

I hope it's a valentine! My sanity says it's not, its probably some magazine from a store but still I hope :P

Saturday, January 28, 2006

You can't make this shit up!

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So I was enjoying the evening with a group of friends and this is the result:



What you are looking at is a dead baby whale. It was found and pulled out by my 45 year old mother friend, who caught sight of it and waded into the water to pull it out. I found THAT fact alone very funny, but when she proceeded to tell the rest of us that she wanted to take it home, I really cracked up!

The whale seems to have been hit by something on it's side where it was bleeding. Another thing mentioned was that this area should not have whales and that it came there to commit suicide. Anyone know anything about this?

She also mentioned something about 'KHATEM SULAIMAN' in its stomach.
What's that about??

Hmmm....I lead an interesting life.

Didn't need a quiz to tell me that

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You scored as Cute but Psycho.
You are the cute but psycho bunny! You can be cute but at times you can very weird and crazy which might scare some people! Thats me!

Cute but Psycho

100%

Kiss My Ass

92%

Sloppy and Weird

75%

It's All About Me

67%

Love Sucks

67%

You Suck and Thats Sad

58%

I Hate You so Bad

17%

You Smell Like Butt

17%

What's Your Happy Bunny?
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Friday, January 27, 2006

Jenny McCarthy freaks out in Dirty Love

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Hilarious!!
She is making fun of all the recent celebrity boob slips getting tons of attention.

Warning: Content contains nudity :D


I Watch Stuff! - Jenny McCarthy freaks out in Dirty Love

The Swan

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I have an issue with that program. One the one hand, I find it so extremely superficial to have a whole persons look changed for them to have a feeling of self worth. But on the other hand, they end up so extremely HAPPY when they see themselves in the mirror, that it makes me rethink things.

Can it be compared to the good feeling when you leave the salon after finally getting a new hairstyle??

Another thing is, how after they put them through surgery after surgery, diets and extreme exercise, just so they can feel good about themselves, and while the tears of happiness are still fresh in their eyes, they tell then the equivalent of,

"Your STILL too UGLY to be in our pageant. GOODBYE LOSER!"

Does anyone else feel this way?

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Tagged by Cozy - My Lover

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I have to come up with 8 characteristics of my PERFECT LOVER.

Sex: Male <---
  1. Intelligence
  2. Respect of all people, including himself.
  3. Extreme honesty and trustworthiness.
  4. Spontaneity (I can't stand wet blankets, I want a guy who will jump into the sea with me for the heck of it :P)
  5. Independence
  6. Masculine (no mamma's boys, no I'm cute, no whining)
  7. Passionate and sensual.
  8. Hot body, hot face.

I TAG: All single people who have commented on my blog.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Paying it Forward

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So I am at the gym, finishing up my workout, when I see a guy who I was suspicious was the same guy I had seen, who had joined the gym a couple of months back. I remember him fiddling with the treadmill and thinking to myself,
'What a big fatso! I give him 2 weeks and he will be back home on his ass watching tv and stuffing his face.'

So I get a better look and IT IS HIM! He was like half his size!! At that point the guilt kicked in and I remember the american guy who gave me a compliment a while back. So I think to myself,
'I should compliment him. It will encourage him and make him happy.'

I quickly removed the idea from my head thinking about he looked like the typical kuwaiti that would take it in the wrong way. So I leave the gym and he is sitting there on a bench and just as I was about to pass him, I STOPPED.

Me: "Inta ishtarakt bil nady gabil 2-3 months?"
Him (As if he just smelt shit): "Ee"
Me (Turns to leave): "Mashallah 3alaik wayid tha3aft"
He gives me a dirty look.
Me (thinking he might be worried I will give him 3ain): "La ya3ny 3ayny 3laik barda"

I then left as fast as I could, embarrassed that he was not happy at all with my compliment. But you know what, screw that, people in this country have to stop being so fucking uptight. And if I have to embarass myself to move that cycle along, so be it! Join me in the fight against uptightedness!!

.....and yeah he sooooooooo thinks I was hitting on him, Dumbass!

Tagged by Photoflow - My weirdness.


I'll try and make this different to my post about the quirky things I do. Hmmm....

  1. I squint when I am concentrating or watching tv.
  2. I feel guilty when I squish a bug.
  3. I come across as a girly girl, love pink, dressing up etc, but am actually a tomboy.
  4. I dance in my head whenever there is music on. Especially when I am driving.
  5. I have no fear and will try anything once, as long as it does not include jumping off a plane, bridge etc
  6. I can spend hours or even days completely alone and not get bored, as long as I have a TV and Internet access.
  7. I have such a bad memory, that I do not even know my family members from aquantainces etc. If I see them somewhere, I will have no idea who they are or what they are called.
  8. People sometimes think I am drunk, when I am not, simply because I get superhyper at times :P
  9. I have about 70 swimsuits :S It's my addiction, I love the summer.
  10. I have a very weird but cute birthmark.

I TAG: Whoever commented on any of my past 3 posts.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Vacation Day 3


THE SCENE: I am finally buying a camera, only 2 left, black and silver, a european couple next to me have taken the silver. I get a phone call and tell the salesguy brb. I get back to find the european guy holding my cam:

Guy: Will you give us a discount if we buy both??
Miya (Simultaneaoulsy throwing a hissy fit and grabbing the camera back): No no no, you already took the last silver one! I get one and you get one!


The couple undoubtebly moved far far away from me.


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THE SCENE: I am trying on shoes at a shoe store. My friend who had gone to another store walks in laughing like a crazy person.

Him: You see that store ALLLLLLL the way over there?
Me: Yeah??
Him: I saw the red and yellow from there!!!!!!!!!


(Note to self: Wear longer tops)

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I spent the day shopping for a camera, had a quick lunch in the mall (very good) and then went back to the hotel, bubbled bathed etc and left again. Went to an amazing rooftop restaurant!! Really nice :)

Blond Moment??

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So there I am driving along, following my girlfriend in shuwaikh (don't ask) who was in her new, bright, shiny, white mercedes. When suddenly I find myself parking alongside an old, dank, rusty, white maxima. My phone rang startling me and my girlfriend laughing hyterically asked me,

'Why the hell are you following a maxima? You were thinking of him, weren't you?'

SHIT.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Blondes have more fun??



Was there a sworn oath taken by Adam to never notice
hair color change??

Saturday, January 21, 2006

What happened to JANET??

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Check up on it, baby!!


Atrist: Beyonce Knowles (ft. Slim Thug)
Song: Check On It


(Slim Thug)
You need to stop playing round with all them clowns and the wangstas
Good girls gotta get down with them gangstas
Go head girl put some back and some neck up on it
While I stand up in the background and check up on it

[Chorus]
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight

If you got flaunt it, boy I know you want it
While I turn around you watch me check up on it
Oohhh you watchin me shake it, I see it in ya face
Ya can't take it, it's blazin, you watch me in amazement
You can look at it, as long as you don't grab it
If you don't go braggin, I'ma let you have it
You think that I'm teasin, but I ain't got no reason
I'm sure that I can please ya, but first I gotta read you

[Chorus]x2
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I can tell you wanna taste it, but I'm gone make you chase it
You got to be patient, I like my men patient
More patience, you take might get you more places
You can't be abrasive, has to know to pace it
If I let you get up on it, you gotta make a promise
That you gone put it on me, like no ones put it on me
Don't bore me, just show me, all men talk but don't please
I can be a tease, but I really wanna please you

[Chorus]x2
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(Slim Thug)
I'm checking on you boo, do what chu do
And while dance I'ma glance at this beautiful view
I'm keep my hands in my pants, I need to glue em w/ glue
I'm in a trance all eyes on you and your crew
Me and my mans don't dance, but to feel ya'll bump and grind
If won't hurt if you gone try one time
They all hot, but let me see this ones mine
Its slim thug and DC outta H town

[Chorus]x4

Weekly Confession Post #4

Disclaimer: This is taken from an undisclosed website. I.e. I did not write this.

I am in college. I carry a couple condoms with me at all times. Whenever my travels bring me past an occupied hot tub or pool, I open a condom, roll the rubber out, drop it in and wait for the fun to begin.

Can't say I blame him


Apparently if you are gay it's ok to grab Scarlett's boob.

You're welcome boys :P

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Vacation Day 2


The next day, I wake up and ordered this:


Which tasted as good as it looks, YUMMM :) Donned my jeans, and armed with my ipod in one pocket and my mobile in the other, (chiny I was about to DRAW any minute) I hit the biggest mall there!

Lots of shopping ensued, mostly looking for my elusive nokia mobile and and the perfect camera. So no I didnt buy lots of stuff. Apart from one of my favourite stores which happened to have sale so shilt ily ako wily mako min ihnak. And for you nosy bunch who are now saying, which store? which store? It was french connection. Love their stuff, good quality and funky.

So anyways, did I mention this mall was big and by big I mean HUGE!!!

Speaking of which, I saw the hottest guy there!! I was like DAMN!!!!! YOU SO FINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Then I noticed he had his sweater tied around his neck (like kids pretending to be superman) and thought maybe he was gay. But anyway I was on a mission of shopping, in the huge mall and thought to myself, 'You know what Miya, first of all, you have zilch clue how to flirt, show interest whatever, and 2nd of all you have 16786296287 stores left to check out!' So basically I need flirting classes cause I let the perfect metrosexual man get away :P


Anyways, I had promised myself a reward of the perfect extravagant designer jeans and when I walked into a store with rows and rows of them I decided the time was right :)

I stared wide eyed at all the jeans!! Stuff I usually only find online, and finally an assistant appeared to help. I pointed at about 20 different pairs and asked for my size, giddy with excitement. Then there, in the changing room, after trying on pair after pair, I realised the horror!! No matter what, make or style, they only came half way up my butt. Yes, I pulled and I tugged and finally I left the changing room defeated and looked at the salesman with puppy eyes,

'None of them fit, they are too low waist!' I told him sadly, 'Do you have any with a higher waist?' He looked me up and down, paused for a second and said hopelessly that they did not, I pleaded with him to please help find something, but he just gave me this 'intay 7altich may'oos minha look'

So yeah I have no funky jeans and suggestions for the perfect jean are welcome :D Either that or boycott low-waist jeans until designers are forced to regain their sanity!

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I soon got tired of shopping and had a couple of hours to kill before my friend arrived in the country so I decided to watch the latest HARRY POTTER movie. I must say, I think it is the best one yet and I LOVED it. After that, I went back to the hotel and got ready and my friend picked me up and we went to this place:

We arrived there around midnight and the kitchen had closed so I just ordered a couple of cocktails which were DELICIOUS! and yes it is true what they say!! The place was pretty much empty, but right next to us was a table with 3 guys and 3 girls. One of the girls was very pretty, and while I was trying to have a conversation with my friend, he suddenly got a cat caught in the headlights look @@, and said 'You missed it!' I am like what? Apparently, the pretty girl kissed the girl with the boy haircut. A little while later she kissed her and the other girl again, and the guys and there was just a whole bunch of kissing going on!! And the thing is, they looked very professional and classy, so it was surprising.

So my friend decides lets play truth or dare, I chose dare, he goes, 'I don't wanna dare you cause I know you are a freak who will do anything!' Hmmm. I dared him something too which I cannot repeat here :P

Vacation Day 1


So I get to my hotel room and realise I have a view of NOTHING, kicked up a fuss and asked for it to be changed into something with a view, and this is the view I got:



So as per my travel ritual, I quickly unpacked and happy to finally relax, I proceeded to fill the bathtub for my bubble bath. By that time, every part of my body ached since I did a stupid sprinting thing at the airport. So I open the tap, and watch the water running down the drain. Yes the DRAIN. It hit me then! SHIT NO DRAIN PLUG!!
So I go try and pull out the one from the sink, didnt work, and after about an hour I finally got one. Here are my toes enjoying the bubble bath. Oooh bliss! :


Of course when I got out I realised that there was no plug for a REASON. Which was the whole bathroom had flooded. There was no way I was changing rooms after unpacking, so I ended up having to dry up the bathroom. (And yeah, that happened every night, after a long gruelly day of enjoying every frinkn minute to the brim, lest I miss something. Why bubble bath? Because it is the only way I can get feeling in my legs and feet again after walking on them for 15 hours :D )

After that I decided to order a meal, unwind and get some rest for next day's SHOPPING!!

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Sad Day

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I opened my eyes to check the time on my mobile and saw 3 messages received. I read the first one from my boss telling me not to come into work for the next 3 days, and sleepily giggled to myself since he was such a prankster. I read the next one from my friend which said, 3atham allah ajrich. Here I was like, Oh shit, who died! I hope my mum feels ok. The third message was from a colleague, No work, Amir died.
THEN in my sleepy state I finally GOT IT!

I jumped out of bed and ran all over the house, my warm feet protesting at the cold marble floors, looking for an explanation. Finally, I thought TV TV, I screamed at my bro, change the #, KUWAIT, KUWAIT!!

I saw our beloved, and the confirmation of his death, and the tears started to flow. My father is gone, Baba Jaber I will always remember your eyes filled with kindness.

Frankly I am still in bed. People are acting like everything is normal, when I want someone to understand the depth of my sadness. I feel like a stranger in my sadness. I feel like if I venture out, I will be faced with a different Kuwait. A strange one, and I am not sure where to go from here, what to do.

Baba Jaber, you will be missed. May you rest in peace.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

What DIDN'T I do??

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Hey Guys! I am back and all refreshed. What's new in blog world?
Will have some photos and posts for you ready soon. But for now, show me some loving!!

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Is there Hunk on the menu?

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Tomorrow I will be sitting in a hotel room. So pondering that, I thought I would confess something. Hotel rooms excite me in more ways than one.

The moment when you walk into your hotel room is sometimes the most exciting experience of the whole trip. I love that cool hotel smell, with the subtle drone of the a/c engines. It starts when the bell boy slips the card into the door slot and you see the tiny light turn green, your heart skips a beat, and you practically bulldoze your way past the poor bellboy. You walk in and look around, taking in the space of the room, the TV and the size of the beds, and then you spot it. The tiny chocolate on the pillow! You smile as you think to yourself,
'fashla mo jidam il bell boy I go grab it chiny mo shayfa khayr'.


So the bell boy leaves, you grab the chocolate and start exploring your new home for the next few days. You walk into the bathroom and giggle with glee, ' Oh cool!! Body lotion!! and Oh wow!! tiny mouthwash!!' Funny thing is, it doesn't matter how many hotel rooms you have been in, you still get excited over stupid toileteries.

Then you go back into the room and open the minifridge. Suddenly, the kitkat looks sooooooo good even though you refused some on the plane a couple of hours back! You look at all the mini everything and grab the price list, thinking hmmm should I pay 1kd for a bar of chocolate. Then you grab the cheapest item, because at that exciting moment THAT actually seems RATIONAL.

Personally, the next thing I do, is get all the stuff out of my suitcase and arrange everything to my comfort according to different OCD's. Next, I will wash out the bathtub, fill it up with hot water and bubble bath and soak for a good half hour. After that, I am relaxed, my new home is organized and I am ready to start my holiday.

Interesting News

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"Arabic TV does not do our country justice."

This coming from a guy, whose country thinks that the middle east is somehwere near Japan and that we go around riding on camels.

La ya3ny sij sij sij, khal yin6am.



Independent film about sex and double standards in Egypt

'In Khaled's film, verses from the Koran, the Islamic holy book, play in the bus as the driver smokes and steals glances in his rear-view mirror of the young man and the woman, who wears an Islamic headscarf.'

Interesting, where can I see it?

No Jesus in Roman Catholic Italy!


So one bored 76 year old atheist, goes hmmm, what shall I do today, and then decides to sue an old friend from school who probably stole his cookies or something, and is now a 76 year old priest. Anyways, this is the butter....

"In my book, The Fable of Christ, I present proof Jesus did not exist as a historic figure. He must now refute this by showing proof of Christ's existence," Cascioli said.

This is what reading too much Dan Brown, does to you.

"Cascioli says he didn't exist. And I said that he did," he said. "The judge will to decide if Christ exists or not."

The judge gets to decide?? So if the judge says he existed, will he become a christian?

Even Cascioli admits that the odds are against him, especially in Roman Catholic Italy.
"It would take a miracle to win," he joked.

So the moral of the story is that old people are senile raving lunatics, who get away with anything. Can't wait till I'm old now :P

Thursday, January 05, 2006

ONE MONTH BLOGAVERSERY

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I started my Blog one month ago exactly and this is my 44th post. I hope that everyone has enjoyed it so far. Thank you for those who have passed by and read my posts. A bigger thank you to everyone who has shown me support and left comments. I am truly flattered especially since I am still not on the kuwaitblogs aggregator (hint hint nibaq :P).

So my questions to you are, which have been your favourite posts?
What would you like to see more of?

Weekly Confession Post #3


Disclaimer: This is taken from an undisclosed website. I.e. I did not write this.

My husband left potty training of our only son to me. In all reality, I am a stay-at-home mom and am always there when it is ''time''. We had a routine down. He would let me know when it was time and we would head to the bathroom.

For ''number one'' we would practice aiming at a floating piece of wadded up toilet paper - he loves moving it around the bowl. When he finished, I would dab the tip of his little winky dry and congratulate him on a job well done.

Two days ago, daddy watched our progress and laughed when his boy hit the floating target on his first try. Then he lost his mind when he saw me drying off his little fire hose. He immediately grabbed the toilet paper and threw it into the bowl. Our son started crying as dad trying to show him how to ''shake dry''.

I confess that I have apparently committed a mortal sin teaching my son to dab dry. He has refuse to shake like his father wants and daddy is blaming me for teaching our son something that will get him laughed at in the locker room. I am sorry - but if this is such a bad thing, I think we have a few years to deprogram him and save his reputation. He''s barely two...

This is gross. Do men not wash??

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Hottest Baby Ever???

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SUPERSTARS Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting a baby, close pals have revealed.

"It's early days yet so they're not announcing it publicly, but anybody can see how thrilled the pair of them are," a friend told the News of the World.
"Angelina can't wipe the smile from her face and Brad is being so protective of her. She's had a difficult couple of months feeling sick and ready to faint."
The actress had a secret scan at Santa Monica's St John's Hospital Health Center in California last month.

List: Pet Peeves

  1. Bad Eating/Drinking Etiquette: That includes all slurpy, chewy and crunchy noises, talking with your mouth full or opening your mouth while chewing in general and taking large mouthfuls of food like the food was about to jump off your plate and run away.
  2. Bad Hygiene: Soap is your friend people, use it to wash your bodies and your hands (especially after going to the bathroom), trust me we can tell when you don't and no, the perfume ain't masking it.
  3. Bad Breath: A tick tac wouldnt kill you.
  4. Smoking: Fine when you do it in your own space, but when you are sharing mine, I prefer not to end up smelling of an ashtray. This is doubled when people are trying to eat, and you are smoking at the table. How the hell am I meant to taste my food? Hold my nose as I swallow?
  5. Loud People: The ones that have to shout out every word so they have everyone's attention. Especially when you are in mid-sentence and they decide what THEY have to say is more important than YOUR petty point.
  6. Nosy People: Those are the ones who hardly know you but have no problem asking you personal questions, trying to get some dirt on you. Or the ones who come and peer into your meal with their stinky breath oblivious to the fact that you are trying to enjoy your food.
  7. Guys who think they are hot/hotter than me: Yes, I know you are good looking, yes I know girls want you, and yes I know many of them throw themselves all over you, but that does not EVER make it ok to call yourself hot, cute, sexy etc etc. YUCK! Get over yourself already.
  8. Beggars: I worked for my money, go work for yours!
  9. Dirty Looks: 'I didn't kill your mama, I didn't steal your money, heck I don't even know you! Why the fuck are you giving me 'that' look?' When you hear those words in retaliation, then you have met me :)
  10. Crappy Souveniers: What am I meant to do with this shit?
  11. People who ask me when I am going to wear 7ijab: WTF is it to you? How is that any of your business? This is especially annoying when asked by a girl in super full make-up, a sleazy stretch outfit and a padded bra, who after giving you a holier than thou look, proceeds to bad mouth people behind their back.
  12. People who are proud to call themselves 'PLAYER': What exactly are you proud of? Your lying and cheating? Your lack of morals and values?
  13. People who play games: What are you five? Grow up and just say it like it is.
  14. The words cool, dude and pal: Self explanatory.
  15. Tailgaters: Especially the ones who drive exactly as fast you, as soon as they pass you. Yes I will speed up, cut you off AND slow down, purely for my 'pissing you off' pleasure.
  16. Chasers: Guys who drive right next to you signaling like mad men and embarrassing you. Ya3ny what? Am I meant to take one look at you and swoon? Not interested dumbass!
  17. Shopping tailgaters: Those are the people who walk into a store and have to come grab the item you are trying to look at. Ya3ny mako bil ma7al ghayr hal tanoora??
  18. People who for the sake of conversation, comment on some aspect of yourself: Such as, 'You have lost weight!' Umm, no honey, I just put on a couple of pounds, but thanks for bringing it up. Dumbass.
  19. Salespeople: The ones that try and convince you the hideous thing you are trying on looks amazing, and the ones that talk to you as if you are an illeterate idiot. Thank you but for the 100th time, I don't need your help nor your opinion.
  20. Being woken up: When I have no plans and all I want to do is rest, dear mum kindly do not wake me, especially not in a way that suggest that world is ending. Yes it DOES ruin my mood.

What are YOUR pet peeves?

I soo need a gun right now!


Anger: Audacity, pure audacity. After all that was said and done, you have the audacity of sending me a message at precisly midnight wishing me a good year. I know you have been there the past few months, calling me from weird numbers, watching me from afar. I didn't care. But that message means you want to weasle your way back into my life, I know how you work. Now THAT pisses me off. It means I have to keep my guard up to your player ways, which managed to trick even my mum.

Yes I know you love me like crazy, yes I know you want me to have everything and yes I know you have worked hard for years to turn yourself into something acceptable to my family, but frankly you will always lack honor and respect. So message to you is, 'Karma is a bitch, kindly take your lies, your tattoes and scars, your bitches and your cheating friends and get the fuck out of my life. Oh and about the aston, you can shove it where the sun don't shine!'


Fear & Frustration: I seem to have developed not only a fear of commitment but a fear of men in general, optimized at the moment by the above jerk. Which of course has put me in a situation where I find myself between a rock and a hard place and an even harder place. Yes, my situation will screw me over in 1 of 3 different directions and I have to decide which I prefer.
This situation is heightened by my mothers constant nagging to get married as well as her sudden suspicions of everything I do.

Dissapointment: I have plans for an eid trip which seems to have gone awry. I will be going with family and the only person I know there will be a person who is gonna drive home my anger, my fear and my frustration. Which sucks.
Also, I finally met one of my best friends after not seeing each other for more than a year. The meeting sucked as he was depressed and kinda made me depressed too ( I blame him for this post). I am also worried I may have hurt his feelings although he denied it.


That's how I am feeling in a nutshell. Now how do I fix things?

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

New Artist : James Blunt


If you have just broken up, or are hanging onto an old love; close the door, dim the lights, listen to this song Goodbye My Lover and let the waterworks flow.


Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So I took what's mine by eternal right.
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your head.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I am a dreamer but when I wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
I've watched you sleeping for a while.
I'd be the father of your child.
I'd spend a lifetime with you.
I know your fears and you know mine.
We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
And I love you, I swear that's true.
I cannot live without you.

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

And I still hold your hand in mine.
In mine when I'm asleep.
And I will bear my soul in time,
When I'm kneeling at your feet.

Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow. I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Happy New Year 2006!!

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I wasn't going to do a new years post and supplied you guys with new year porn bes mako fayda, I feel obliged. So here it is.

I've been away the past few days mostly looking for the perfect slutty dress (post about that coming), getting my first thai massage (maybe post) , going to new years party and having lunch with family. I haven't had a good night sleep in days since I have been too excited
thinking about what was going to happen at the party and after the party I was thinking about what happened at the party. I had a great time, drawbacks were time flew, many people didn't show up or were there late, and didn't start dancing till after I left. Positives were that I really let loose and had fun, most people were either relatives or close friends and that my outfit was perfect :P

So anyways, all the action has caught up on me and I am not feeling so well, however, one of my close friends has finally come back to kuwait for a couple of days.....wait why am I blabbering on ...anyway, il zibda is that I have a headache, feel a fever etc etc and I need 2 days of sleep!.

Oh and about new year, I am very positive, very happy and I am serious about that!! So yeah, no moaning about it, no damn time flies, no oh god not another year of shit, nope. I am in control of my life and I say this year will be GREAT for me. So happy new years everyone, be yourself and make it great for you too!