No Jesus in Roman Catholic Italy!

So one bored 76 year old atheist, goes hmmm, what shall I do today, and then decides to sue an old friend from school who probably stole his cookies or something, and is now a 76 year old priest. Anyways, this is the butter....

"In my book, The Fable of Christ, I present proof Jesus did not exist as a historic figure. He must now refute this by showing proof of Christ's existence," Cascioli said.

This is what reading too much Dan Brown, does to you.

"Cascioli says he didn't exist. And I said that he did," he said. "The judge will to decide if Christ exists or not."

The judge gets to decide?? So if the judge says he existed, will he become a christian?

Even Cascioli admits that the odds are against him, especially in Roman Catholic Italy.
"It would take a miracle to win," he joked.

So the moral of the story is that old people are senile raving lunatics, who get away with anything. Can't wait till I'm old now :P