List: Pet Peeves

1. Bad Eating/Drinking Etiquette: That includes all slurpy, chewy and crunchy noises, talking with your mouth full or opening your mouth while chewing in general and taking large mouthfuls of food like the food was about to jump off your plate and run away.
2. Bad Hygiene: Soap is your friend people, use it to wash your bodies and your hands (especially after going to the bathroom), trust me we can tell when you don't and no, the perfume ain't masking it.
3. Bad Breath: A tick tac wouldnt kill you.
4. Smoking: Fine when you do it in your own space, but when you are sharing mine, I prefer not to end up smelling of an ashtray. This is doubled when people are trying to eat, and you are smoking at the table. How the hell am I meant to taste my food? Hold my nose as I swallow?
5. Loud People: The ones that have to shout out every word so they have everyone's attention. Especially when you are in mid-sentence and they decide what THEY have to say is more important than YOUR petty point.
6. Nosy People: Those are the ones who hardly know you but have no problem asking you personal questions, trying to get some dirt on you. Or the ones who come and peer into your meal with their stinky breath oblivious to the fact that you are trying to enjoy your food.
7. Guys who think they are hot/hotter than me: Yes, I know you are good looking, yes I know girls want you, and yes I know many of them throw themselves all over you, but that does not EVER make it ok to call yourself hot, cute, sexy etc etc. YUCK! Get over yourself already.
8. Beggars: I worked for my money, go work for yours!
9. Dirty Looks: 'I didn't kill your mama, I didn't steal your money, heck I don't even know you! Why the fuck are you giving me 'that' look?' When you hear those words in retaliation, then you have met me :)
10. Crappy Souveniers: What am I meant to do with this shit?
11. People who ask me when I am going to wear 7ijab: WTF is it to you? How is that any of your business? This is especially annoying when asked by a girl in super full make-up, a sleazy stretch outfit and a padded bra, who after giving you a holier than thou look, proceeds to bad mouth people behind their back.
12. People who are proud to call themselves 'PLAYER': What exactly are you proud of? Your lying and cheating? Your lack of morals and values?
13. People who play games: What are you five? Grow up and just say it like it is.
14. The words cool, dude and pal: Self explanatory.
15. Tailgaters: Especially the ones who drive exactly as fast you, as soon as they pass you. Yes I will speed up, cut you off AND slow down, purely for my 'pissing you off' pleasure.
16. Chasers: Guys who drive right next to you signaling like mad men and embarrassing you. Ya3ny what? Am I meant to take one look at you and swoon? Not interested dumbass!
17. Shopping tailgaters: Those are the people who walk into a store and have to come grab the item you are trying to look at. Ya3ny mako bil ma7al ghayr hal tanoora??
18. People who for the sake of conversation, comment on some aspect of yourself: Such as, 'You have lost weight!' Umm, no honey, I just put on a couple of pounds, but thanks for bringing it up. Dumbass.
19. Salespeople: The ones that try and convince you the hideous thing you are trying on looks amazing, and the ones that talk to you as if you are an illeterate idiot. Thank you but for the 100th time, I don't need your help nor your opinion.
20. Being woken up: When I have no plans and all I want to do is rest, dear mum kindly do not wake me, especially not in a way that suggest that world is ending. Yes it DOES ruin my mood.

What are YOUR pet peeves?