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For those who have experienced laughing alone at Kuwait cinema.

Monday, March 20, 2006

GOBSMACKING GOSSIP!!

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I saw my best friend's face today as I have never seen it before. She looked like she had seen a ghost! And if you know my best friend, you know that, like me, not much shocks her. She was asking me about recent events in my life, but I couldn't get over the look on her face. "What's wrong?" I asked. This is the story she told me...

She has a hobby which she practices 3 times a week, and has been doing so in the same place for about 7 years now. This is a large place, where she has established herself, with many people. She has mentioned to me different people from time to time, and today she mentioned a girl I will call Nouf. Apparently Nouf is a girl she has been having trouble with. She started off by telling me, how Nouf would sit next to her, and talk on the phone, blatantly bitching about her. She would say, "Gi6ee3a, aslan zain miny ga3da ma3a hal ashkal wil 3ayayiz"

A good point to mention would be that my best friend is extremely beautiful, with and without make-up, and has an amazing petite body (even after having a baby), with a unique dress sense to match. This girl apparently is hideously ugly, so ugly in fact, that one guy said he would throw up on her is she ever came near him.

Anyways, my friend, lets call her Jood, is the type to ignore. So she ignored her. No big deal right? Just a jealous ugly fat girl. Anyways, that's what I though.

So my friend tells me about the teacher, lets call him Bu Fawaz, who has been Jood's instructor since she started but who recently started ignoring her in class (ie. not teaching her), even though she paid for it, and they are good friends.

Apparently, Bu Fawaz had called Jood on Wednesday and told her that Nouf, had called his wife and told her out of the blue that he was cheating on her with several girls, one of them being my friend Jood.

I automatically asked Jood if she has told her husband, and thankfully she had. Anyways, she then tells me that Bu Fawaz, spends time at his friend's apartment to drink and 'have fun' with girls. Also, that he has girlfriends who he spends time with naked, but does not sleep with. (this sounds like complete bullshit to me).

Anyways, his wife asked to talk to my friend, and called her today. She told her the REAL story. I was GOBSMACKED when I heard it!!

Nouf, had gone to Bu Fawaz's HOME, and rang the doorbell, which was opened by their 13 year old son. She asked for his mum, and while he went to call her, Bu Fawaz came home. Nouf fled to her car as she saw him arrive and at that same time, his wife saw her talk to him and called her over to find out what she wanted. Nouf then safely in her car opens her car window, and shouts at the 3 of them, including their young son,
"BU FAWAZ NAYIM MA3AY!! O KAN YABY YIFTA7NY!! BES ANA MA KHALAYTA!!" She goes on to say how he is a cheat, that she had photographic proof and that he had stuff going on with several girls that he teaches including Jood.

Well, his wife had met Jood before and her husband, so her name was the only one she picked up while worrying about the ruined image of her son's father. Jood comforted her, and assured her that nothing was going on.



I told Jood, that Nouf was one crazy bitch, but she sounded like she wanted revenge and that he must have done something to warrant her wanting revenge. She goes wait..... you haven't heard the rest of it!.....

She then says how she was driving home the other day, and the girl followed her!! Jood didn't even notice cause she was doing it from afar!! FREAKY!! (She had also followed Bu Fawaz before to his friend's apartment)

Anyways, Jood talked to some people, who all seem to be talking about what a whore this girl is!

One incident was while a group of them were sitting, and an old man told Nouf who was wearing a short skirt and had her legs wide open, that she needed to cover up, and she replied, ' la 3ady'.
The girl has also been going around telling everyone how Bu Fawaz slept with her and the other girls.

So today, my friend was in class, and Nouf sat there right next to her as usual, with her cheek on her hand, staring at Jood the WHOLE time. Until Jood turned her seating so that her back was to Nouf. At which point Nouf says, "Ti3jibny il thiga il zayda 3an il lizoom" and other stuff while pretending to talk on the phone. Nouf has been there for about a year and Jood has never talked to her in her life!

Now I ask you people....what the hell is wrong with this girl? I am really worried about my friend, and hate that some lowlife is causing her problems. What does she want?? What should my friend do?

P.S. I will be going there tomorrow to kick some ugly pimply butt!!

Monday, March 06, 2006

Ahhh.....Refreshing!

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You know how on those soap ads on TV, where they always splash water on their face, and it looks sooooooo refreshing??

I tried it......

BAD IDEA!!

The water went up my nose and gave me that 'I just drowned' burning nose feeling.

UGH!!

Friday, March 03, 2006

Masturbation in Showers

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What I wanna know is, how exactly was it determined to be semen?

How is semen able to block, I mean wouldn't it just be washed down the drain?!

And what the hell was turning them on in there anyway! !

All I can think of is that they are a bunch of gays in a communal :S

ps. This was stuck on the door at Durham University. I had to crop the photo.