Chicken Nugget Central

For those who have experienced laughing alone at Kuwait cinema.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

HuH?!?!

Ya3ny of all things to be woken up by....

HICCUPS!!!!?!!!!!!!


Sij faragha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Aby anam :<

They won't go away. Yes I tried water, hold breath etc etc.

Ifffffffffff

Friday, July 28, 2006

Male or Female?

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This table was on ebay for sale. Now how do you know if it was a male or female who took this picture? Look hard.



State the sex, and the reason in your answer.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Why now?

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I miss you.

I miss your smile.

I miss that puppy face you would make.

I miss the way your whole face would light up every time you saw me.

I miss the perfect messages you would send telling me how wondeful you thought I was.

I miss the cute way you always tried to impress me throughout the years.

I miss the way you would cover everything with ketchup.

I miss the way you always made me feel better.

I miss the way we would turn to each other after a fight.

I miss the way you would call me suddenly in the middle of the night, after sensing I needed you. You were right.

I miss the way you laughed whenever I asked you to sing for me, then sneakly record your voice. Baby I hear them now and it hurts. It really does.

I miss the way you would tuck me into bed when on holiday together, then wait for me to sleep, and leave to your hotel. Remember baby? We wanted our wedding night to be special.

It never came baby. Our night never came.

He said no. He said no.

That was so long ago. So why now?

I had blocked it out baby, didn't I?

Monday, July 24, 2006

S.P.

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Now this particular girl
During a ceremonious April walk
With her latest suitor
Found herself, of a sudden, intolerably struck
By the birds' irregular babel
And the leaves' litter.

By this tumult afflicted, she
Observed her lover's gestures unbalance the air,
His gait stray uneven
Through a rank wilderness of fern and flower.
She judged petals in disarray,
The whole season, sloven.

How she longed for winter then!
Scrupulously austere in its order
Of white and black
Ice and rock, each sentiment within border,
And heart's frosty discipline
Exact as a snowflake.

But here--a burgeoning
Unruly enough to pitch her five queenly wits
Into vulgar motley
A treason not to be borne. Let idiots
Reel giddy in bedlam spring:
She withdrew neatly.

And round her house she set
Such a barricade of barb and check
Against mutinous weather
As no mere insurgent man could hope to break
With curse, fist, threat
Or love, either

by S.P.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Hello Aunty Flow!!!

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Best news I ever got!!

She's not pregnant!!

DAMN CLINIC SHOULD BE SUED FOR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS!!!

They even told her the fetus size and pregnancy hormone numbers.

False alarm guys !!

Good thing though it scared her shitless and I am going be keeping my eye on her from now on.

WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Thanks for all the support and words of comfort.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Bye Bye Baby

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She is pregnant, and doesn't know who the father is.

She finally told me. She asked me for help.

I cried, I scolded, I debated letting her reap what she sowed. But then I saw that I had a chance to help her turn her life around.

Turn her into the good wife and mother that I know she can be.

I promised to help her end her baby's life, in exchange for hers.

1 year of therapy and me watching her every move. She agreed.

God give me the strength to make the right decisions and her the self esteem to build her morals and values.
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“Only a kind person is able to judge another justly and to make allowances for his weaknesses. A kind eye, while recognizing defects, sees beyond them.”
Lawrence G. Lovasik

Monday, July 03, 2006

Give it to me Baby!!

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If you know me, then you will know that I like funky stuff. I dress in a funky way, and my stuff is usually unique to what other people have. Not because it is unavailable (although some is, thank God for online shopping), but just because no1 has the guts to buy/wear it.
However, I buy and wear it and pull it off really well. I also get compliments all the time on my style.

Now what pisses me off is when people think they can pull off my style, by taking my stuff.....

What the hell is it with people who wanna take my stuff?

Not borrow, but TAKE.

This is how it goes.....

"Nice 'pendant', abyh"

Like just this weekend, I was wearing a funky accessory which I had added a MiYaFuSHi touch to, and a friend decides he wants it. I told him no, since it was a fav and matched with everything and hey it was mine, and I had just given away a similar item 1 month ago and still didnt find a replacemnt for it....

imagine he goes...."why is it from some1 special? if it is then OK"

I'm like, "No but it is special to me!"

He even repeated his request several times during the day, when bad things happened....like ...

"See if you would have given it to me, that wouldn't have happened."

HA!! Get your own goddamned stuff!!

Thing is, these people will take the stuff and I never see it again. They even tell me they never wore it!! Why?? Because if you had style, and could pull it off, you wouldnt need to steal stuff off me in the first place!

DUMBASSES!!