Sounds about right...

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Study: Sexual Desire is in Your Genes


Your sexual desire or lack thereof could be in your genes, scientists announced today. The discovery might change how psychologists view sexuality.
The researchers found that individual differences in human sexual desire can be attributed to genetic variations. The study is the first to provide data to show that common variations in the sequence of DNA impact on sexual desire, arousal and function, the researchers said.....

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I'll just take this chance to point out that........I KNEW IT!!!! I just KNEW IT!!

For the ladies...

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1. Men are like ...... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ....... Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6.. Men are like ....... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ....... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ...... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ...... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Disclaimer: This is a funny forward from an email. Meaning it is not to be taken seriously.

Guess who's blogging?!

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Guess I have been away for a while....here is a few phrases said during that time, hope its helps give you a little glimpse into my life.



(The below phrases are from different random situations)

1 - "My sister is a prostitute, I go to all her shoots" He said.

2 - "The Queen is back!!" They said.

3 - "What do YOU think??" He said.

4 - "I have one left. Here have it!" He said.

5 - "Don't leave me alone, I might get lost" She said.

6 - "I don't care how much it costs, as long as I don't have to wear these heels anymore" I said.

7 - "This tastes so good I wanna marry it!" He said.

8 - "Hmm, he's brazillian." I said.

9 - "That's it! You just did it!" He said.

10 - "You've had sex!" He said.

11 - "I find you more attractive than your brother" He said.

12 - "Throw her in the water" She said.

13 - "How about we talk about this later, you know, in private" I said.

14 - "Tequila!!" We said.

15 - "I want a six, not sex!" I said.

16 - "Those two and her were so dirty dancing!" He said.

Hope you enjoyed them :)

Feel free to guess what some of them mean, or the situation they were said in. Should be quite funny!

I'm Flying...I'm Fallllllling...BAM!

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You know sometimes, your about to drift off to sleep and sudden you JERK. Your like woaw, what was that about?

Well....I found an article that explains why that happens:


Sleep starts
One moment you’re drifting off to la-la land, and the next instant—whoa!—you’re dropping off a cliff. Sleep experts believe the brain sometimes gets the wrong message from the body during the transition into sleep, and associates the lack of muscle tension with being in midair. “The usual explanation for sleep starts is that the loss of muscle tone at sleep onset is sometimes accompanied by the feeling of falling,” says Dr. Rosalind Cartwright, chairman of Behavioral Sciences at Rush-Presbyterian-St.Luke’s Medical Center in Chicago. “So it is reacted to by a sudden jerking of arms and legs to ‘save’ oneself.”

So apparently, I am trying to save myself while falling in mid-air. Guess I have to pay more attention next time. All I recall is that I suddenly jerk/kick, then realise, hey, I'm ok, dammit now I gotta get sleepy again.

Does it happen to you?