For the ladies...
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1. Men are like ...... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ....... Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.. Men are like ....... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ....... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Disclaimer: This is a funny forward from an email. Meaning it is not to be taken seriously.
1. Men are like ...... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ....... Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.. Men are like ....... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ....... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Disclaimer: This is a funny forward from an email. Meaning it is not to be taken seriously.
posted by MiYaFuSHi @ 11:02 AM
14 Comments:
At May 29, 2006 11:19 AM,
Shwaish said…
lool thats funny and oh so true 6ab3an :D hey especially the one about the mascara hehe, and hey first time i come to this blog and i think im first to comment yaaaay
At May 29, 2006 12:40 PM,
Tooomz said…
Funny stuff ;) Thanks for giving me reading material on a slow day :P
At May 29, 2006 1:20 PM,
don_veto said…
Ouch that hurts, I won't respond to the points cause I am a Gentleman.
(but funny, nevertheless) ;-)
At May 29, 2006 1:24 PM,
The Stallion said…
Great post! Pretty funny!
Kinda hit us under the belt but hey it's all good cause in most guys what you said is true!
At May 29, 2006 1:28 PM,
DiiGMaa said…
here's another:
Men are like Parking spots.. the good ones are taken the rest are Handicaped :P
ok that was mean but I had to add it...
Funny post girl...
At May 29, 2006 2:19 PM,
Spontaneousnessity said…
lol yewanis il post =}
At May 29, 2006 2:34 PM,
Unknown said…
good post its funny ... typical male bashing .... the snowstorm is the best
At May 29, 2006 7:05 PM,
Purgatory said…
I can just change men for women and it would still apply.
As women, what else can I say.
At May 30, 2006 12:09 AM,
Delicately Realistic said…
Bs ya7iloooooohom when they're behaving.
BEHAVING.
Like once every blue moon :P
At May 30, 2006 12:57 AM,
Nunu-San said…
Hahahahaha!! 5osh post =D
At May 30, 2006 12:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls up 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls up 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!
Conclusion:
Men are better friends!
At May 30, 2006 1:02 PM,
Papillona ® said…
3ajeeba
At May 30, 2006 2:29 PM,
The Krispy Dixie said…
4 and 11 are priceless!! :D
At June 02, 2006 3:05 AM,
MiYaFuSHi said…
SP: Welcome to my blog. Yup you are first and I think the first to rejoice about being first on my blog too :P
Tooomz: Anytime ;)
DV: Hem joke, hem you wanna respond?
The S: Thank you for admitting :P
Diigmaa: Your one is the most valid. No really.
Spon: 7edda :P
mosan: I thought so too
purg: Women are like snowstorms? Inches? Ummm....I think the woman you are hanging out with may have a problem :P
Jash: I liked my version better :D
DR: LOOOOOL True!
Nunu: Thanks! Now go study! :P
Anon: Thank you for driving my post home ;)
pap: :)
The KD: My fav too :D
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