Chicken Nugget Central

For those who have experienced laughing alone at Kuwait cinema.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Guess who's blogging?!

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Guess I have been away for a while....here is a few phrases said during that time, hope its helps give you a little glimpse into my life.



(The below phrases are from different random situations)

1 - "My sister is a prostitute, I go to all her shoots" He said.

2 - "The Queen is back!!" They said.

3 - "What do YOU think??" He said.

4 - "I have one left. Here have it!" He said.

5 - "Don't leave me alone, I might get lost" She said.

6 - "I don't care how much it costs, as long as I don't have to wear these heels anymore" I said.

7 - "This tastes so good I wanna marry it!" He said.


8 - "Hmm, he's brazillian." I said.

9 - "That's it! You just did it!" He said.

10 - "You've had sex!" He said.

11 - "I find you more attractive than your brother" He said.

12 - "Throw her in the water" She said.

13 - "How about we talk about this later, you know, in private" I said.


14 - "Tequila!!" We said.

15 - "I want a six, not sex!" I said.

16 - "Those two and her were so dirty dancing!" He said.


Hope you enjoyed them :)

Feel free to guess what some of them mean, or the situation they were said in. Should be quite funny!

11 Comments:

  • At May 13, 2006 11:29 PM, Blogger Entrepreneur said…

    i give up

     
  • At May 13, 2006 11:42 PM, Blogger Jacqui said…

    I can't think of anything to interpret what you said :P

    So I guess I won't comment :P

     
  • At May 14, 2006 12:39 AM, Blogger Baroque said…

    hehe no comment..
    just one, Welcome BACK!

     
  • At May 15, 2006 1:06 AM, Blogger Sty said…

    If you go through it real quick sounds like a low budget cult film advert thats badly edited (No offense)

     
  • At May 15, 2006 11:25 PM, Blogger Drunk'n'Gorgeous said…

    Umm... sorry we're such bad sports lol but you should start us off with an example or something. Also, Hi! I remember reading a few of your posts in the past but I guess I never really got around to commenting. So, here I am. Just got done reading all your posts back-to-back (as opposed to getting my assignments for college done haha) bas ill 9ara7a great blog (not sucking up btw) :P Take care dude! haha I still can't believe "dude" annoys you ;) Laters chica!

     
  • At May 17, 2006 1:37 PM, Blogger MissCosmoKuwait said…

    I knew somebody has been missing in the blog world but only just realise who!!! MIYAA!!! Welcome back!

     
  • At May 19, 2006 11:45 AM, Blogger The Krispy Dixie said…

    i'm not even gonna attempt a guess... but speaking of sex... i miss ur durty stories!! bring jassim back!! he was a hottie! :P

     
  • At May 20, 2006 12:48 AM, Blogger Delicately Realistic said…

    miya ya miya

     
  • At May 22, 2006 12:07 AM, Blogger NuNu™ said…

    GAY??!! --> 11 - "I find you more attractive than your brother" He said.

     
  • At May 27, 2006 2:10 PM, Blogger MiYaFuSHi said…

    Entre: You Failed!

    Jacqui: You of all people should have had something!

    baroque: THANKS:) Im back, no really I am:P

    Sty: I fully agree.

    D&G: Hi there and welcome to my blog. (7asha ma63am mo blog) Thanks for the compliment :)
    Dude is less annoying when it isnt geeks trying to sound cool, or cool ppl trying to sound cool. It is almost acceptable when it is from people who are unexpected to say Dude, or cool for that matter.

    Now for the example: "Throw her in the water" This was said by my friend to her american husband and his friend, who went on to do just that. They threw me in the water, making my look go from model-like to wet-cat-like. Scraggly (is that even a word) hair and all.Lets not forget to mention that the above happened in front of a shitload of ppl which included a bunch of cute guys. And I was carried like a sheep about to be slaughtered and swung, yes SWUNG into the water. Ya3ny il zibda iny timaskhart :D

    MISS: YAAAAAAAY THANKS!!

    The KD: Ok lemme just download some porn for inspiration :P

    DR: I feel like I've been told off. Are you shaking your head dissapprovingly too?

    nunu: lol I knew that was coming.

     
  • At May 30, 2006 12:48 AM, Blogger Delicately Realistic said…

    *Disaprovingly*
    Thats the word i was looking for! Don't you hate it when that happens?

    And nooooo of course not, bs chithy ma3indy salfa o ma3indy shay agola bs i miss ur posts fa i wanted to say something lol

     

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