Guess who's blogging?!

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Guess I have been away for a while....here is a few phrases said during that time, hope its helps give you a little glimpse into my life.



(The below phrases are from different random situations)

1 - "My sister is a prostitute, I go to all her shoots" He said.

2 - "The Queen is back!!" They said.

3 - "What do YOU think??" He said.

4 - "I have one left. Here have it!" He said.

5 - "Don't leave me alone, I might get lost" She said.

6 - "I don't care how much it costs, as long as I don't have to wear these heels anymore" I said.

7 - "This tastes so good I wanna marry it!" He said.

8 - "Hmm, he's brazillian." I said.

9 - "That's it! You just did it!" He said.

10 - "You've had sex!" He said.

11 - "I find you more attractive than your brother" He said.

12 - "Throw her in the water" She said.

13 - "How about we talk about this later, you know, in private" I said.

14 - "Tequila!!" We said.

15 - "I want a six, not sex!" I said.

16 - "Those two and her were so dirty dancing!" He said.

Hope you enjoyed them :)

Feel free to guess what some of them mean, or the situation they were said in. Should be quite funny!