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Friday, December 23, 2005

Operation Anti-Panti



I am sure you are all familiar with the painful predicament of 'The Wedgie'. The wedgie is when your underwear acts like ass floss. But unlike floss, which is slim and smooth, the wedgie is thick and rough. Kinda like wearing a rope as a thong. Now there are many forms of the wedgie. There is:


  • The Slight One-Sided Wedgie - This is when only one side of your underwear is slightly misplaced. This can be annoying because you can feel the unsymmetry on your ass and know with every step you take, it will move closer to being...
  • The Full-On One-Sided Wedgie- This is when one side of your underwear is stuck right up your butt crack. So you have one cheek all happy warm and enclosed, and one cheek hanging out all exposed. This is even more apparent when wearing a skirt, and only half your butt is getting aired. The full-on one sided wedgie is quite uncomfortable, however, be cautioned, trying to fix this dilemma by subtely pulling at your panties can result in....
  • The Double Wedge - This is when both sides of your underwear are stuck right up your butt causing you excruciating pain. At this point, subtely will not work, and as seen on the streets all over the world, this is the cause for 'Fuck it, I am pulling my underwear out of my ass and I don't give a damn who sees' syndrome.

Now you may be wondering, why the hell I am talking about wedgies, and I will tell you. Throughout my life I have experienced all of the above, most commonly the 'double wedge' waking me from my much needed sleep (yes I have an abundant ass). I started an experiment, buying all kinds of underwear, from boyshort (turns out more cloth = bigger and better wedge) to briefs to minis etc. None of which helped.

Of course fully frustrated now with the equivilant of carpet burns on my ass I decided to start 'Operation Anti-Panti'. Operation 'Anti-Panti', includes burning of ones underwear and either not wearing any or sticking to the good old g-string, since you might as well start off with you underwear up your ass in the first place. At least that way you get to control the size of the wedge!!

So girls, please join me in the 'War Against The Wedge', keep your bras, burn your underwear, and lets all live in a happily unclenched world.

P.S. Men may translate the above as applicable to themselves.

12 Comments:

  • At December 23, 2005 6:23 PM, Anonymous DesertRose said…

    LoOoOoL , by far the funniest blog i've ever read.

     
  • At December 23, 2005 6:49 PM, Blogger The Krispy Dixie said…

    hahahahahahaha nice one!

    as it stands, I very rarely wear underwear.. hence I am not all too familiar with ur dilemma... however, on the rare occasion that it does happen, it is a pain in the a**... literally! ;)

     
  • At December 23, 2005 7:05 PM, Blogger TANTALIZE said…

    "yes I have an abundant ass"

    I wonder what precise size that might be?

    ;^)

     
  • At December 23, 2005 9:13 PM, Blogger ArtFiNaLe said…

    Thank God, no "skid marks" on the wrestlers'.

     
  • At December 23, 2005 9:17 PM, Blogger BLaSha said…

    LMAO, ROTFLOL, LOOOOOOOOOOL, HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA... Gurl, u made my day :D

     
  • At December 23, 2005 9:18 PM, Blogger BLaSha said…

    btw, I LOVE YER BLOG!!!

     
  • At December 24, 2005 1:06 AM, Blogger McArabian said…

    Great blog!
    And yes, I go without undies sometimes as well (especially during Laundry Day). We call it "going commando" here and you'd be surprised how many girls do it, especially considering how popular denim is ;)

     
  • At December 24, 2005 8:47 AM, Blogger Misguided said…

    Dear MiYaFushi,

    ROFL....Hillarious!


    truly,
    Misguided

     
  • At December 24, 2005 2:13 PM, Blogger MiYaFuSHi said…

    desertrose: that is an AMAZING compliment. Thanx :)

    the KD: lol, so what are the rules and regulations?

    tantalize: Excuse me while I act all offended by that question :P

    artfinale: Glad you took the time to check that out :P


    Blasha: It makes me feel good that I was able to do so. Thank you so much, it is great to hear that, especially since I am new.

    mc: Pheew! I had that word on the tip on my tongue since yesterday!! Drove me freakin crazy!! COMMANDO!! YES YES!! and Thank you:) and again, what are the rules and regulations?

    misguided: I am to please:)

     
  • At December 25, 2005 6:15 PM, Blogger The Krispy Dixie said…

    McArabian> touche', hun! :D

    Miya> rules and regulations of going commando....? I do not believe such rules exist.... although commando + denim = not so comfortable situation.... I usually forego on the underwear when wearing a medium to long-ish skirt.... the ventilation is killer! ;)

     
  • At December 25, 2005 11:07 PM, Blogger Entrepreneur said…

    did someone say commando? :P

     
  • At December 27, 2005 9:18 AM, Blogger MiYaFuSHi said…

    the KD: Ventilation :P HAHA!

    Entre: No you are imagining things again.

     

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