Houston, We Have A Problem.

So I wrote an interesting post about a silly situation I am in today, and as I was about to press 'publish' a colleague came over and made a comment, which made me scrap that post to remain anonymous. Therefore, here is the extended and edited version:

So after another night of no sleep, I dozed off about an hour before my alarm sounded and had a dream. I overslept trying to get to the good part of my dream, then my mum walked in and ruined everything :/

So yeah, I am sitting at work, half asleep, and trying to decide if I should go back home to sleep (and dream) after work, or go to a gathering where apparently I will be acting as my guy friend's girlfriend.

I noticed this at the past two events, where he would 'act' in front of people that he was my boyfriend. A couple of days ago I turned it into a laughing matter, with bursts of extreme jealousy when his phone rings etc. so people don't get the wrong idea, but the more I laughed the harder he pretended, until I finally said out loud that I am not his GF.

Anyways, today he informed me that I would be his 'couple' at the gathering today. Huh? Like HELL I will! I am single and proud of it goddammit!

I guess I better set the record straight asap, but still I dunno what to make of all this.