HuH?!?!

2006-07-30T02:39:00.000+03:00

Ya3ny of all things to be woken up by....HICCUPS!!!!?!!!!!!!Sij faragha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Aby anam :

Male or Female?

2006-07-28T09:58:00.000+03:00

.This table was on ebay for sale. Now how do you know if it was a male or female who took this picture? Look hard.State the sex, and the reason in your answer.

Why now?

2006-07-25T17:05:00.000+03:00

.I miss you.I miss your smile.I miss that puppy face you would make.I miss the way your whole face would light up every time you saw me.I miss the perfect messages you would send telling me how wondeful you thought I was.I miss the cute way you always tried to impress me throughout the years.I miss the way you would cover everything with ketchup.I miss the way you always made me feel better.I

S.P.

2006-07-24T08:07:00.000+03:00

.Now this particular girlDuring a ceremonious April walkWith her latest suitorFound herself, of a sudden, intolerably struckBy the birds' irregular babelAnd the leaves' litter. By this tumult afflicted, sheObserved her lover's gestures unbalance the air,His gait stray unevenThrough a rank wilderness of fern and flower.She judged petals in disarray,The whole season, sloven.How she longed for

Hello Aunty Flow!!!

2006-07-16T16:42:00.000+03:00

.Best news I ever got!!She's not pregnant!!DAMN CLINIC SHOULD BE SUED FOR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS!!!They even told her the fetus size and pregnancy hormone numbers.False alarm guys !!Good thing though it scared her shitless and I am going be keeping my eye on her from now on.WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!Thanks for all the support and words of comfort.

Bye Bye Baby

2006-07-10T00:32:00.000+03:00

. She is pregnant, and doesn't know who the father is.She finally told me. She asked me for help.I cried, I scolded, I debated letting her reap what she sowed. But then I saw that I had a chance to help her turn her life around.Turn her into the good wife and mother that I know she can be.I promised to help her end her baby's life, in exchange for hers.1 year of therapy and me watching her every

Give it to me Baby!!

2006-07-03T14:58:00.000+03:00

.If you know me, then you will know that I like funky stuff. I dress in a funky way, and my stuff is usually unique to what other people have. Not because it is unavailable (although some is, thank God for online shopping), but just because no1 has the guts to buy/wear it. However, I buy and wear it and pull it off really well. I also get compliments all the time on my style. Now what pisses me

Confession: Woke Up Engaged

2006-06-28T09:33:00.000+03:00

.Funniest thing I've read in a long time. I actually find it oddly romantic..."Long, hard night of drinking and cavorting. Met a great looking girl. Don't remember much of the night after our third bar stop. Woke up the next morning with her in my bed wearing an engagement ring. Panic, inner strife, more panic, questioning myself... This went on for three months as she gleefully made our wedding

and She is Back!..

2006-06-27T15:13:00.000+03:00

.Remember my post about Janet's extra weight a few months back???Well, apparently it was for a movie role that was then cancelled (Mariah Carey took over) and she has now slimed down. Check it out here.I dunno about you guys, but if I had to put on all that weight and then be told I would have to go through hell to lose it then I am pretty sure we would have a body on our hands. A dead one that

Be my Jassim!!

2006-06-22T11:58:00.000+03:00

.KUWAITI MODEL AHMED ZABEDY WON 'WORLD'S MOST HANDSOME MAN' AWARD.Hmmm.....I wanna say all that stuff about way to go! and good thing coming out of soceity restrictions and breaking the mold etc etc.....But all I can say is.....DAMN BOY, YOU SO FINE!!! Seriously.......YUM.(for the guys bashing him, seriously now, how about some support?? and a 'realistic' look in the mirror - a full length one)

Bikini Bod Bonanza - FACTS & FIGURES

2006-06-21T19:28:00.000+03:00

.Did you know that to burn 1Kg of fat, you need to burn off 7,700 calories?That's right, 7,700 calories, this is not a typo or something I made up.FACT: 1KG of fat = 7,700 caloriesFACT: Average female calorie needs per day = Approx. 2000 caloriesFACT: To lose 1KG of fat per week, average female must reduce calorie intake to 1000 calories a day.FACT: Alternatively, average female may reduce

Bikini Bod Bonanza!!

2006-06-13T23:38:00.000+03:00

.A couple of weeks ago, I decided I wanna be slim and toned (if it killed me). For me to do that, I would have to lose around 8 kilos. To lose weight in a healthy way, it should be limited to 1 kilo of weight loss per week. Which, if things go according to plan, mean I should reach my target weight within 2 months. Of course I doubt I will but, I am going to try my best.My plan:1) Reduce calorie

Tag: Post a fathee7a

2006-06-11T04:44:00.000+03:00

.Tagged by Papillona

Gemini Babe

2006-06-08T15:33:00.000+03:00

. As you all should.....I mean may, know by now, it was recently my birthday and I am now 22 years old. (As I was last year and the year to come) :P I think that age suits me :D- For my birthday weekend. I had a nice dinner with cute colored eyed mama's boy who shares the same birthday as me. Post about him may come soon :P- I also received a gift which I for the life of me do not understand. I

I was attacked....

2006-06-02T02:52:00.000+03:00

.He came towards me. Fast, determined and in seconds I was lying down helpless on the hard gravel. Let me tell you what happened..I had just finished with the gym. Walking to my mom's car which I had borrowed for the day, I was lost in my own thoughts. I had just promised 2 sets of people that I would pass by and already I was near my curfew time of 9:30! How the hell would I make it in time? It

Sounds about right...

2006-05-30T09:38:00.000+03:00

.Study: Sexual Desire is in Your Genes Your sexual desire or lack thereof could be in your genes, scientists announced today. The discovery might change how psychologists view sexuality.The researchers found that individual differences in human sexual desire can be attributed to genetic variations. The study is the first to provide data to show that common variations in the sequence of DNA impact

For the ladies...

2006-05-29T11:02:00.000+03:00

.1. Men are like ...... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ....... Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for

Guess who's blogging?!

2006-05-13T21:57:00.000+03:00

.Guess I have been away for a while....here is a few phrases said during that time, hope its helps give you a little glimpse into my life. (The below phrases are from different random situations)1 - "My sister is a prostitute, I go to all her shoots" He said.2 - "The Queen is back!!" They said.3 - "What do YOU think??" He said.4 - "I have one left. Here have it!" He said.5 - "Don't leave me alone

I'm Flying...I'm Fallllllling...BAM!

2006-05-11T22:56:00.000+03:00

.You know sometimes, your about to drift off to sleep and sudden you JERK. Your like woaw, what was that about?Well....I found an article that explains why that happens:Sleep startsOne moment you’re drifting off to la-la land, and the next instant—whoa!—you’re dropping off a cliff. Sleep experts believe the brain sometimes gets the wrong message from the body during the transition into sleep, and

Sperm Banks : Donor 44

2006-04-14T10:35:00.000+03:00

.The issue of sperm banks has always baffled me. How this idea ever became a reality I will never understand.For those of you who do not know, sperm banks are clinics where sperm is stored to later be used for artificial insemination. I agree with this when it is used by a couple who are having a difficult time conceiving, I agree with this when a man is suffering from a disease and needs to save

GOBSMACKING GOSSIP!! - Update

2006-04-11T20:29:00.000+03:00

.I went to see that girl, and she was surrounded by girls in 3abaya and in3al zanooba, although she didn't look as bad as my friend described. She did stare and follow us around, but from far. Pity since I wanted to kick her ass. Oh and I met the creepy guy and yes he was very creepy. We were also followed to the car by some obviously lesbian chick, who was trying to use my phone. Yeah as if I'm

Return of The Feril Curse

2006-04-05T05:04:00.000+03:00

.Yup, it's about 5 am in the morning and I am up. AGAIN! So while thinking about wether I should post an update on my friend's dilemma from GOBSMACKING GOSSIP (for my readers) or I should bitch and moan about my life and stuff I am going through....I decided hmmm....this blog is about me, and me is selfish, so yeah....1 bitchin and moanin post coming up :D Hey at least I am actually posting!

1 sheep...JUMP, 2 sheep...JUMP, 3 sheep...

2006-04-04T22:49:00.000+03:00

.Tagged by Delicately Realistic My fav tag, and look how long I took to get round to it!! So sorry DR!! But you know what....I have a confession to make....I have nearly the same HK's (thats HELLO KITTY for those non HK lovers :P) But they are bu 6aga so you can't really wear them, they just sit there looking pretty while I go around in ugly slippers. Didn't think it would be cool to post them,

GOBSMACKING GOSSIP!!

2006-03-20T23:18:00.000+03:00

.I saw my best friend's face today as I have never seen it before. She looked like she had seen a ghost! And if you know my best friend, you know that, like me, not much shocks her. She was asking me about recent events in my life, but I couldn't get over the look on her face. "What's wrong?" I asked. This is the story she told me...She has a hobby which she practices 3 times a week, and has been

Ahhh.....Refreshing!

2006-03-06T19:22:00.000+03:00

. You know how on those soap ads on TV, where they always splash water on their face, and it looks sooooooo refreshing??I tried it......BAD IDEA!!The water went up my nose and gave me that 'I just drowned' burning nose feeling.UGH!!

Masturbation in Showers

2006-03-03T00:02:00.000+03:00

.What I wanna know is, how exactly was it determined to be semen?How is semen able to block, I mean wouldn't it just be washed down the drain?!And what the hell was turning them on in there anyway! !All I can think of is that they are a bunch of gays in a communal :Sps. This was stuck on the door at Durham University. I had to crop the photo.

Poker anyone??

2006-02-26T11:15:00.000+03:00

.My mum told me about a woman who wanted to see me for her son. I of course as usual told her there will be no seeing unless the dude comes along too. Shino ana furja?? (Maskeena my mum, I need to give her something.)Anyways, the woman came with the dude, who I knew from the first glance I would no way in hell marry. However, I find it interesting to have conversations with these guys. I like to

Slooooooooop = SLOPE :/

2006-02-22T15:26:00.000+03:00

.This is a crappy poem I wrote during the class of a Sa'eedy professor who was attempting to teach a very difficult subject in ENGLISH, which he could NOT SPEAK. He completely butchered the most important words, so we had no clue what he was on about.Glad those days are over!!

TIDBITS: Volume 1

2006-02-19T20:22:00.000+03:00

.- Why do people always call you when you don't feel like talking to anyone, or when you are busy? Like at the salon, or trying something on?? And when you are bored, it is like the world forgot your existence?- Oh and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE somebody tell me how to stop those SPAM SMS!!! AHH!!- I think I am being 'courted' by a handsome older man who apparently used to be a bodyguard. Which is hot.

Men are the source of all evil

2006-02-17T16:57:00.000+03:00

.Think about it girls....have'nt most of your problems come from men?? Women will sneakly and cattily hurt you now and then, in a way you can quickly blow off. But men will be in your face evil !! with a smile on top!!You need one of these, hell I NEED one of these.Only thing missing is sound; screams of excruciating agony, so I can hear the result of my violence.Get it here.P.S. I realise this

Excuse me while I make lemonade.

2006-02-14T21:44:00.000+03:00

.DEAR LIFE,THANK YOU FOR THE BIG FUCK YOU'S. YOURS TRULY,MIYA.

Warm Round Ass

2006-02-12T22:39:00.000+03:00

.For the single men out there. Feeling lonely on valentines day? Need to get your hands on a warm juicy ass? I present to you the....Ba-Donka-Donk Mouse!! Stolen from here

You have 5 seconds to get away from the Vehicle!

2006-02-12T15:58:00.000+03:00

.I was just reading Ms. Baker's post and remembered an incident that happened to me. I had just left work, and was in a hurry to get home. Driving along the highwhy as usual, I noticed a grown man dressed to the nines, in a flashy new car following me. Now when I am driving I always look straight ahead no matter whatAnywas, this guy drove next to me, then in front of me, then behind me, on and on

I bet you think this post is about you

2006-02-11T15:39:00.000+03:00

.This post is about a person who is very special to me. Why is he special I hear you ask? Well, I will tell you.....He is the kind of person that has a heart as pure as snow but never wears it on his sleeve. When he wants to he can charm anyone right off their feet and make them forget about the life around them. He doesn't expect anything from anyone, but will be extremely happy with what he

Best Advice I Ever Got!

2006-02-11T15:37:00.000+03:00

.If wisdom's ways you wisely seek, five things observe with care:To whom you speakOf whom you speakAnd how and what and where. .*Written by my 8th grade teacher Samantha in my pink autograph notebook.

Assume The Position!!

2006-02-10T22:58:00.000+03:00

.Movie: SECRETARYDirector: Steven ShainbergStarring: James Spader, Maggie GyllenhaalRelease Date: September 2002Plot Outline: A young woman, recently released from a mental hospital, gets a job as a secretary to a demanding lawyer, where their employer-employee relationship turns into a sexual, sadomasochistic one.Trailer & Clips (Check out the "READ MISS HOLLOWAY" clip) p.s. This may be a clue

This is a Post about Blogging

2006-02-10T20:34:00.000+03:00

.I have read on some blogs about:how there are blog groups that exist etc.how people try and make themselves look good on their blogs, or show off etc.how a lot of comments are left to suck up etc.how some blogs are all lies and fake.how guys post on girls' blogs and vice versa for attention.So I thought I would give my take on the above in reference to my blog and myself:I am not aware of any

Good Deed came back to Bite me in the Ass...Literally!!

2006-02-10T13:51:00.000+03:00

.Warning: This is a rant. Feel free to ignore it.2 friends both with sick daughters, and one who caught it herself. So what does Miya go and do? Visits them!! Yes apparently this is meant to be a good deed, to visit the sick. I THINK IT IS THE DUMBEST THING EVER!!!Now I am sick. It crept upon me slowly then BAM!!You have a hallucinating Miya screaming for God knows what in the middle of the night

Trapped by Dogma

2006-02-09T14:19:00.000+03:00

.Part of a brilliant speech by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple & Pixar at the commencement address at Stanford University. Personal and an incredible message."Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of otherpeople's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown outyour own inner voice. And most important,

Damn! I could spread you on a cracker! Yum.

2006-02-08T12:29:00.000+03:00

.Got tagged again by Beyond q8iya. I did this tag before. It says perfect lover. To me 'lover' is someone you make love to, which is much more juicy than what everyone has been describing, and therefore, this time, I will answer with the 'juicy' version of my perfect lover.Taller than me, but not too tall - so we 'fit'.Handsome face, with a cheeky smile and naughty eyes - to attract me.Tanned &

Wanna B my V??

2006-02-06T22:13:00.000+03:00

. Valentines Day is looming, reminding me loud and clear of my status.First of all, for those of you who don't know, I am single. I have also been single for a while, and it is a conscious decision. The reasons for that decision are:I needed time to myself.I wanted to spend time figuring out exactly what I wanted from a significant other.I wanted to work on Miya, my physical and emotional self.I

Sooner or Later....

2006-02-06T00:32:00.000+03:00

.FUCK IT! I'm Staying Put!!!

Tagged AGAIN

2006-02-05T18:15:00.000+03:00

Tagged by Don_VetoFour Jobs I've Had:The one I have nowThe one I had beforeThe one where I did volunteer workThe one where I trainedFour Movies I can watch Over and Over:ChocolatOriginal SinKill Bill (both)Cruel IntentionsFour Places I have lived:KuwaitUKUSKuwaitFour TV shows I LOVE:FRIENDS!Will&GraceThat 70's ShowSurvivor24 :PFour Places I've Vacationed: I've been to most of the world apart from

Seven Wonders of Miyafushi

2006-02-03T21:52:00.000+03:00

.Tagged by Photoflow7 things to do before I die:-Swim with dolphins.-Make a pot using fresh clay and that spinning thing.-Design my own line of clothing.-Do hij.-Open a child help center.-Spend a year travelling with the man I love, christening each country.-Please my parents.7 things I cannot do:-Raise one eyebrow only.-Hide my feelings.-Make the bed.-Concentrate on something that does not

The Devil In Me

2006-02-03T00:58:00.000+03:00

.-Tagged by Photoflow and The Krispy Dixie.(Task is to draw your inner demon using microsoft PAINT program.)I tag, Purgatory72 and EntrepreneurI would comment on the picture, but I want your thoughts first. What comes to mind when you look at it??

Vacation Day 4

2006-02-02T11:41:00.000+03:00

.THE SCENE: (Actually this was from day 3 but I forgot to add it to that post) I am standing at the electronics store haggling with the guy over the camera, when my friend comes in and surprises me. I move closer to him to whisper about the price and I catch him recoiling slightly. The smell wafting up from between us hits my nostrils...Me: "Can you smell it?"Him: "Is that you???"Me: "Umm....yeah

What's Wrong with this Picture??

2006-02-01T15:29:00.000+03:00

Baby Survives Abandonment in Plastic Bag

2006-01-30T13:24:00.000+03:00

.Baby Survives Abandonment in Plastic Bag My heart jumped when I read the title. I screamed in my head...."I WANT IT!"I hadn't even seen the picture. Dunno what that's about, but I have been taken over by the immense need of holding that baby girl.

Hairy Nipples Anyone??

2006-01-30T08:49:00.000+03:00

.Possum Fur Nipple Warmers & G-stringsClick Here to Order

Oh Oh! Pink Slip.

2006-01-29T17:15:00.000+03:00

.So I arrive home and find a pink government slip on my table. Apparently this pibk slip was delivered by a government person in a gitra and i3gal. A million and one things go through my mind, mostly bad; while I am trying to figure out what the hell the arabic scribbles are saying. Some of those things were..."Am I wanted?""Did they find out I smuggled in alcohol filled chocolates?""Do I have an

You can't make this shit up!

2006-01-28T16:56:00.000+03:00

.So I was enjoying the evening with a group of friends and this is the result:What you are looking at is a dead baby whale. It was found and pulled out by my 45 year old mother friend, who caught sight of it and waded into the water to pull it out. I found THAT fact alone very funny, but when she proceeded to tell the rest of us that she wanted to take it home, I really cracked up!The whale seems

Didn't need a quiz to tell me that

2006-01-28T16:18:00.000+03:00

.You scored as Cute but Psycho. You are the cute but psycho bunny! You can be cute but at times you can very weird and crazy which might scare some people! Thats me! Cute but Psycho100%Kiss My Ass92%Sloppy and Weird75%It's All About Me67%Love Sucks67%You Suck and Thats Sad58%I Hate You so Bad17%You Smell Like Butt17%What's Your Happy Bunny?created with QuizFarm.com

Jenny McCarthy freaks out in Dirty Love

2006-01-27T09:35:00.000+03:00

.Hilarious!! She is making fun of all the recent celebrity boob slips getting tons of attention.Warning: Content contains nudity :DI Watch Stuff! - Jenny McCarthy freaks out in Dirty Love

The Swan

2006-01-27T01:12:00.000+03:00

.I have an issue with that program. One the one hand, I find it so extremely superficial to have a whole persons look changed for them to have a feeling of self worth. But on the other hand, they end up so extremely HAPPY when they see themselves in the mirror, that it makes me rethink things.Can it be compared to the good feeling when you leave the salon after finally getting a new hairstyle??

Tagged by Cozy - My Lover

2006-01-25T19:57:00.000+03:00

.I have to come up with 8 characteristics of my PERFECT LOVER.Sex: Male <---IntelligenceRespect of all people, including himself.Extreme honesty and trustworthiness.Spontaneity (I can't stand wet blankets, I want a guy who will jump into the sea with me for the heck of it :P)Independence Masculine (no mamma's boys, no I'm cute, no whining)Passionate and sensual.Hot body, hot face.I TAG: All

Paying it Forward

2006-01-24T23:58:00.000+03:00

.So I am at the gym, finishing up my workout, when I see a guy who I was suspicious was the same guy I had seen, who had joined the gym a couple of months back. I remember him fiddling with the treadmill and thinking to myself, 'What a big fatso! I give him 2 weeks and he will be back home on his ass watching tv and stuffing his face.'So I get a better look and IT IS HIM! He was like half his

Tagged by Photoflow - My weirdness.

2006-01-24T14:08:00.000+03:00

I'll try and make this different to my post about the quirky things I do. Hmmm....I squint when I am concentrating or watching tv.I feel guilty when I squish a bug.I come across as a girly girl, love pink, dressing up etc, but am actually a tomboy.I dance in my head whenever there is music on. Especially when I am driving.I have no fear and will try anything once, as long as it does not include

Vacation Day 3

2006-01-23T13:50:00.000+03:00

THE SCENE: I am finally buying a camera, only 2 left, black and silver, a european couple next to me have taken the silver. I get a phone call and tell the salesguy brb. I get back to find the european guy holding my cam:Guy: Will you give us a discount if we buy both??Miya (Simultaneaoulsy throwing a hissy fit and grabbing the camera back): No no no, you already took the last silver one! I get

Blond Moment??

2006-01-23T13:34:00.000+03:00

.So there I am driving along, following my girlfriend in shuwaikh (don't ask) who was in her new, bright, shiny, white mercedes. When suddenly I find myself parking alongside an old, dank, rusty, white maxima. My phone rang startling me and my girlfriend laughing hyterically asked me, 'Why the hell are you following a maxima? You were thinking of him, weren't you?'SHIT.

Blondes have more fun??

2006-01-22T13:48:00.000+03:00

Was there a sworn oath taken by Adam to never notice hair color change??

What happened to JANET??

2006-01-21T10:11:00.000+03:00

Check up on it, baby!!

2006-01-19T14:17:00.000+03:00

Atrist: Beyonce Knowles (ft. Slim Thug) Song: Check On It(Slim Thug)You need to stop playing round with all them clowns and the wangstasGood girls gotta get down with them gangstasGo head girl put some back and some neck up on itWhile I stand up in the background and check up on it[Chorus]Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you seeWon't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on

Weekly Confession Post #4

2006-01-19T13:09:00.000+03:00

Disclaimer: This is taken from an undisclosed website. I.e. I did not write this.I am in college. I carry a couple condoms with me at all times. Whenever my travels bring me past an occupied hot tub or pool, I open a condom, roll the rubber out, drop it in and wait for the fun to begin.

Can't say I blame him

2006-01-19T03:12:00.000+03:00

Apparently if you are gay it's ok to grab Scarlett's boob. You're welcome boys :P

Vacation Day 2

2006-01-18T15:05:00.000+03:00

The next day, I wake up and ordered this:Which tasted as good as it looks, YUMMM :) Donned my jeans, and armed with my ipod in one pocket and my mobile in the other, (chiny I was about to DRAW any minute) I hit the biggest mall there!Lots of shopping ensued, mostly looking for my elusive nokia mobile and and the perfect camera. So no I didnt buy lots of stuff. Apart from one of my favourite

Vacation Day 1

2006-01-18T14:42:00.000+03:00

So I get to my hotel room and realise I have a view of NOTHING, kicked up a fuss and asked for it to be changed into something with a view, and this is the view I got:So as per my travel ritual, I quickly unpacked and happy to finally relax, I proceeded to fill the bathtub for my bubble bath. By that time, every part of my body ached since I did a stupid sprinting thing at the airport. So I open

Sad Day

2006-01-15T11:20:00.000+03:00

.I opened my eyes to check the time on my mobile and saw 3 messages received. I read the first one from my boss telling me not to come into work for the next 3 days, and sleepily giggled to myself since he was such a prankster. I read the next one from my friend which said, 3atham allah ajrich. Here I was like, Oh shit, who died! I hope my mum feels ok. The third message was from a colleague, No

What DIDN'T I do??

2006-01-14T22:38:00.000+03:00

.Hey Guys! I am back and all refreshed. What's new in blog world? Will have some photos and posts for you ready soon. But for now, show me some loving!!

Is there Hunk on the menu?

2006-01-07T21:18:00.000+03:00

.Tomorrow I will be sitting in a hotel room. So pondering that, I thought I would confess something. Hotel rooms excite me in more ways than one.The moment when you walk into your hotel room is sometimes the most exciting experience of the whole trip. I love that cool hotel smell, with the subtle drone of the a/c engines. It starts when the bell boy slips the card into the door slot and you see

Interesting News

2006-01-07T04:26:00.000+03:00

."Arabic TV does not do our country justice."This coming from a guy, whose country thinks that the middle east is somehwere near Japan and that we go around riding on camels.La ya3ny sij sij sij, khal yin6am.Independent film about sex and double standards in Egypt'In Khaled's film, verses from the Koran, the Islamic holy book, play in the bus as the driver smokes and steals glances in his

No Jesus in Roman Catholic Italy!

2006-01-07T04:01:00.000+03:00

So one bored 76 year old atheist, goes hmmm, what shall I do today, and then decides to sue an old friend from school who probably stole his cookies or something, and is now a 76 year old priest. Anyways, this is the butter...."In my book, The Fable of Christ, I present proof Jesus did not exist as a historic figure. He must now refute this by showing proof of Christ's existence," Cascioli said.

ONE MONTH BLOGAVERSERY

2006-01-05T13:15:00.000+03:00

.I started my Blog one month ago exactly and this is my 44th post. I hope that everyone has enjoyed it so far. Thank you for those who have passed by and read my posts. A bigger thank you to everyone who has shown me support and left comments. I am truly flattered especially since I am still not on the kuwaitblogs aggregator (hint hint nibaq :P).So my questions to you are, which have been your

Weekly Confession Post #3

2006-01-05T11:00:00.000+03:00

Disclaimer: This is taken from an undisclosed website. I.e. I did not write this.My husband left potty training of our only son to me. In all reality, I am a stay-at-home mom and am always there when it is ''time''. We had a routine down. He would let me know when it was time and we would head to the bathroom. For ''number one'' we would practice aiming at a floating piece of wadded up toilet

Hottest Baby Ever???

2006-01-04T21:50:00.000+03:00

.SUPERSTARS Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting a baby, close pals have revealed."It's early days yet so they're not announcing it publicly, but anybody can see how thrilled the pair of them are," a friend told the News of the World."Angelina can't wipe the smile from her face and Brad is being so protective of her. She's had a difficult couple of months feeling sick and ready to faint."

List: Pet Peeves

2006-01-04T21:43:00.000+03:00

Bad Eating/Drinking Etiquette: That includes all slurpy, chewy and crunchy noises, talking with your mouth full or opening your mouth while chewing in general and taking large mouthfuls of food like the food was about to jump off your plate and run away. Bad Hygiene: Soap is your friend people, use it to wash your bodies and your hands (especially after going to the bathroom), trust me we can

I soo need a gun right now!

2006-01-04T13:07:00.000+03:00

Anger: Audacity, pure audacity. After all that was said and done, you have the audacity of sending me a message at precisly midnight wishing me a good year. I know you have been there the past few months, calling me from weird numbers, watching me from afar. I didn't care. But that message means you want to weasle your way back into my life, I know how you work. Now THAT pisses me off. It means I

New Artist : James Blunt

2006-01-03T13:54:00.000+03:00

If you have just broken up, or are hanging onto an old love; close the door, dim the lights, listen to this song Goodbye My Lover and let the waterworks flow.Did I disappoint you or let you down?Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.So I took what's mine by eternal right.Took your soul out into the

Happy New Year 2006!!

2006-01-02T12:47:00.000+03:00

.I wasn't going to do a new years post and supplied you guys with new year porn bes mako fayda, I feel obliged. So here it is.I've been away the past few days mostly looking for the perfect slutty dress (post about that coming), getting my first thai massage (maybe post) , going to new years party and having lunch with family. I haven't had a good night sleep in days since I have been too excited

Weekly Confession Post #2

2005-12-30T00:11:00.000+03:00

Disclaimer: This is taken from an undisclosed website. I.e. I did not write this."My son has learned how to transport a fart to another location.If someone (other than him) passes gas, he will run over to that person and inhale the fumes into his lungs. He will then run over to another person and exhale the contents into their face.I am so proud of him!"

Damn Lawyers!!

2005-12-29T22:26:00.000+03:00

"BRAD Pitt just might be the latest celebrity caught with his pants down. Pitt's lawyer, John Lavely, has sent around a letter saying that pictures of the star were taken while he was on the balcony of his Los Angeles home. The letter threatened legal action against anyone who publishes the shots. We can only imagine what Pitt was wearing - or not wearing - to warrant legal action."How many

List: The quirky things I do

2005-12-28T13:51:00.000+03:00

I have to put my socks on before my clothes. I brush my teeth before getting ready to leave the house even if I had brushed them a little while ago and have not eaten.I talk to myself when I go shopping. I will go into lengthy discussions with myself about an item and how it would match this or that etc.I talk to myself when driving (I leave my headset on to camouflage this)I have to keep my

Winter is here!!

2005-12-28T13:39:00.000+03:00

.For $40, you and your ipod can go out together in style :P

My Mama and Me

2005-12-26T14:32:00.000+03:00

“Mama barkeely tha3aft ba3ad kilo”“E 3afya 3al sha6ra, bes ba3ad yabeelich, khasa min ihny”“Wain?”She pointed at my ass.“Yuma hathy insay, mako fayda, hathy ‘trademark’ il 3ayla, sarlich 100 alf sina itgoolynly 3anha. Khal a36eech min il akhir, law aseer 3ood, hem ma ra7 itroo7!”“La 7abybty lazim itraw7een’ha”I thought to myself, (Oh no! Not this conversation again!)“Mama ya3ny ana min wayn

Wipe my ass Cinderelly

2005-12-26T11:45:00.000+03:00

Here I was thinking society was progressing, when my baby sis sends me this:

Office Healthy Food Delivery

2005-12-26T11:09:00.000+03:00

Name: Food 4 Thought Site: www.f-4-t.comNumber: 2474158Delivery: Kuwait city onlyTimes: 7:30am-3:30pmRecently, a friend of mine sent me the link to their website. I was amazed at the professionalism and just how funky it was. They even have a racial equality motto (which is too corny for me to repeat) but still, great concept. Each item on their menu sounds mouthwateringly delicious and the best

Eat 'Indirectly' Shit

2005-12-24T15:44:00.000+03:00

"Honey, can I go with you to parties when we get married?""As my bitch you can!"Needless to say I was not impressed. Boiling with anger I continued to ignore his calls for three days, until one day, while I was at the '7away' the phone beeped with a message and my mind beeped with an idea.I messaged back "Ok meet me at the seaside, on the condition that you will do anything I say"He agreed and I

Operation Anti-Panti

2005-12-23T13:01:00.000+03:00

I am sure you are all familiar with the painful predicament of 'The Wedgie'. The wedgie is when your underwear acts like ass floss. But unlike floss, which is slim and smooth, the wedgie is thick and rough. Kinda like wearing a rope as a thong. Now there are many forms of the wedgie. There is:The Slight One-Sided Wedgie - This is when only one side of your underwear is slightly misplaced. This

Not Too Late???

2005-12-23T02:56:00.000+03:00

.After receing the 100th email from them this week, I decided it was time for a different approach. I replied to their email with the below:"It IS too late. I am broke already! :PMerry Christmas from Kuwait. Yeah the one in the middle east."I wonder if I will be hearing back from them. Hmm....

A kind and compassionate act is often its own reward

2005-12-22T15:24:00.000+03:00

Christmas day is on Sunday. On this day I urge you to remember the Christians around you. More specifically, 'the help' i.e. your maids, cooks and drivers.Please, please, please do something special for them on this day. By special I don't mean giving them a 2KD tip. I mean something that will make them feel at home and with family. Remember they are humans too, they get sad, homesick, angry,

Weekly Confession Post #1

2005-12-22T11:31:00.000+03:00

There is a website I follow (which I prefer not to mention the name of) that includes annoymous confessions. Some really crack you up, some just make you wonder. I have decided to post one every thursday."This happened 16 years ago, when I was 14. Hearing some strange noises from behind my parent's door one afternoon, I got a little concerned. I knew what sex was and even what it sounded like. If

Movie Review: King Kong

2005-12-21T20:22:00.000+03:00

Check out Mark's post he said it right. I would link to his post but this movie is not worth me trying to figure out how to link. Wayid 3alayh ina I am writing this post anyway!Dumbass corny movie!My friends and I made fun of it the whole way through. I didn't cry over my cat which I had for years, and this nut is crying over a gigantic monkey that just killed a bunch of people who were trying to

Shamless Blog Plug #2

2005-12-21T18:23:00.000+03:00

. My 2006 Wishes Refer to picture (yes the writing)To suddenly develop a 'skinny bitch' metabolismLive alone (or with man in #1)To master salsaFor my parents to suddenly become UBER cool To figure out how to make a millionIf #6 does'nt work out, then I will settle for invest in profitable investment To become a world famous fashion designer (which would help #6 and #7To take 2 years off to travel

All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go

2005-12-20T15:18:00.000+03:00

Happy Holidays Everyone!!!What are your wishes for 2006??

Tagged by Photoflow

2005-12-19T17:50:00.000+03:00

.Nothing exciting, I actually had a blank desktop background, so I changed it back to my last one. Yes, I LOVE that movie and really connected with Jolie's character. So finally I get to tag people for the first time. Hmm....I tag:SpontaneousnessityMother Courage BLaShaCharismaMisguided The Don ®GigiShebaand if she ever gets a blog, Desertrose :D

Body paint

2005-12-18T19:09:00.000+03:00

Just saw an episode of dismissed. One of the dates was basically painting each other's bodies with body paint, while at the beach. Looks like great fun!!Any1 know where I can get some in Kuwait?P.S. I may also need a canvas :P

It's a Big Fat NO <--

2005-12-18T17:08:00.000+03:00

I called my (ex) best friend a few days ago and asked her if she had informed Mr. Small hands that there is no way in hell I am marrying him and she tells me that last they spoke, they decided to give me some time to think about it.So I am at the gym the other day and after huffing and puffing on the treadmill for 45 minutes, sweat dripping away, I jump off and nearly crash into him. Yup, yup,

Shamless Blog Plug #1

2005-12-18T09:21:00.000+03:00

Chicken Nugget Central

MiYaFuSHi - CNC has moved!

The Mohawk

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