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For those who have experienced laughing alone at Kuwait cinema.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

TIDBITS: Volume 1

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- Why do people always call you when you don't feel like talking to anyone, or when you are busy? Like at the salon, or trying something on?? And when you are bored, it is like the world forgot your existence?

- Oh and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE somebody tell me how to stop those SPAM SMS!!! AHH!!

- I think I am being 'courted' by a handsome older man who apparently used to be a bodyguard. Which is hot. Not sure though, does calling me everyday while I was sick and sending me msgs count as courting? Actually he is still calling, even though I told him I was better. Hmmmm, I sent him a msg once saying 'wayhik 7ilo 3alay', do you guys think he took it as a signal?? Madry I don't understand this stuff :S

- Girls, would you marry a guy who was perfect in every way and very suitable for you and your family if he was a mama's boy? Please explain your answer.

- I watched Memoirs of a Geisha on dvd. I expected it to be more glamorous, and include more intricate details and dances. Still I enjoyed it.

- I have come to the conclusion that my GF is fucking crazy! But I love her to bits, even though she is mit7ajba and flashed her stomach to the world while at a crowded mall, apparently trying to explain to me that I was walking too fast and her top was riding up. Yes she purposely pulled her top up! A married woman with child.

- Sabrina the teenage which is SO annoying, and yet you watch.

- How hard is it to ride a motorbike? I am thinking of renting one over the holiday. Looks like fun :D

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The best mirror of yourself is in the reflection of a horny admirer's eyes - MiYaFuSHi

24 Comments:

  • At February 19, 2006 9:12 PM, Blogger Tooomz said…

    -Because people live to annoy you
    -If you find out lemme know!
    -Everything is a signal
    -If he was perfect in every way he wouldn't be a mama's boy. Respects and loves his mom, yes. Mama's boy, no.
    -I just started reading the book
    -Maybe you were walking too fast? :P
    -I don't watch.
    -Not hard..be safe.

     
  • At February 19, 2006 9:18 PM, Blogger Entrepreneur said…

    1) Its the fundamental law of human interaction. Same was as once you start dating a chick, after being hopelessly single for months, every chick and her mother become interested, at the same bloody time.

    2) You can't. You sold your soul to MTC. There are no consumer rights or data protection act in Kuwait. If there is then it will probably be enforced when people start learning to drive properly.

    3) Lucky you. Tread cautiously. Being a bodyguard is solid proof someone else's life is definately more imporant than his :)

    4) I'm no girl, bes out of curiousity, what is your definition of a mama's boy?

    5) Some crack pot loaned it to me. Im tempted to watch Wall Street instead.

    6) Sounds better to me. Cover the hair and show the stomach. I know which I prefer.

    7) I dont watch it. I stopped when I realised Teenage Witch rhymed with Pointless Bitch.

    8) Its easy. Same balance concept as a bicycle, only when you twist your right fist you move - ALOT faster. I wouldnt recommend roads for your first time. *sigh* some of us get holidays, forgot about them.

    The best mirror of myself does not exist, I smashed it out of fear.

     
  • At February 19, 2006 9:41 PM, Blogger geo said…

    i called mtc's 107 and told them to stop sending me ads, they gave me a ref. number to follow up in case they didn't stop in 48 hours .. and they stopped .. never saw them again :>

     
  • At February 19, 2006 9:51 PM, Blogger The Solar Alchemist said…

    - I undertstand that, i don't usualy sleep when i get home from work. but when I'm tired and i want 1 hour power nap, every body and their mother decieds to call & chat!
    - Hell you can at least read what's bugging you. My phone doesn't even understand arabic try getting blank screen spam!
    - I can answer that ( if the guy has freinds that are girls no it's not a signal, if the guy has a 100% kuwaiti brain your basicaly useing the sun as a signal flare!)
    -N/A (but i am curious, how is a mama's boy defined?
    -Not suprising The Geisha in Japan were origanaly sex objects, it was only later in the Edo era that they became the ones to preform song and dance.
    -???? crazy is good I bet you had a good laugh after that
    -who??
    -well it's your call. just be safe

     
  • At February 19, 2006 10:22 PM, Blogger Mushmushi said…

    I like the last line, but I must clarify that the admirer must be attracitve, even if only in the most mediocre of ways. Your neighbor's pervert driver or the nasty deyyen colleague in your office just doesn't cut it!

     
  • At February 19, 2006 10:32 PM, Blogger Papillona ® said…

    testing..

     
  • At February 19, 2006 10:33 PM, Blogger Papillona ® said…

    okay I typed this comment twice. khanshoof hal marra shino yseer

    would you marry a guy who was perfect in every way and very suitable for you and your family if he was a mama's boy?

    No. Simply because I'd rather be with a man

     
  • At February 19, 2006 10:51 PM, Blogger cozy said…

    trust me you will like the book much more "memoirs of a geisha "

     
  • At February 19, 2006 10:59 PM, Blogger Purgatory said…

    ZOLOFT HAHAHAHAHA I LIKE THAT NAME!!

    this just came to my mind, are you related to Jazz? you both share the same last name.

     
  • At February 19, 2006 11:49 PM, Blogger Misguided said…

    Dear MiYaFuSHi,

    3baid had a post about how to go about ending spam sms.

    You can find it here:

    http://3baid.blogspot.com/2005/11/fight-mobile-spam.html

    I hope that provides you with some relief ;)

    truly,
    Misguided

     
  • At February 20, 2006 1:07 AM, Blogger 7tenths said…

    Hahahaha, you have no idea what the name of the drug 'zoloft' did to a pharmacist friend of mine! The dide's crazy enough as it is, bes he comes across this drug & all of a sudden he's been chanting for the last 3 years "Ooooloooo!", how he derived this from that I'll truly never know :P & go to the link misguided gave you, I tried it before, it helped aloooot; no more pseudo- 'somebody loves me's :P

     
  • At February 20, 2006 7:04 AM, Blogger Erzulie said…

    Actually, I would rather be with someone who IS a mama's boy. Scientifically speaking, if a man loves his mother and has a healthy relationship with her, it is more probable that his relationship with his future spouse would be dandy as well. The same goes for women and their relationship with their fathers. Now, I'm not saying that I would be all right with a husband who abides by everything his mother says as in:
    Mother: Kick your wife in the head.
    Son: Will do mom.
    That is more like crazy than mama's boy.
    I think you get the picture :) Nice post...

     
  • At February 20, 2006 4:01 PM, Blogger Baroque said…

    lo0o0l intay killa action.. :P as for the older guy, la2 ewwww, he seems to be stalking u or something..

     
  • At February 20, 2006 4:56 PM, Blogger Jan6a said…

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  • At February 20, 2006 4:57 PM, Blogger Jan6a said…

    Very disturbing quote buddy! hehe

     
  • At February 21, 2006 2:07 AM, Blogger Dr.Lost said…

    i love tidbits ;p

    i know!! when im bored my phone is barely lookin alive.. and the minute im busy i feel like i need an operator for my phone msgs and calls.. thats life mon cherie..

    i hate those fucking sms's from mtc.. sooooo annoying..

    mama's boy is a big NO NO.. and i hate women that r 2 freckin close 2 their mothers.. i feel like they're 2 attached and still wanna be 13..

     
  • At February 21, 2006 5:52 AM, Blogger LaiaLy_q8 said…

    NO NO NO
    just say No to mama's boys :p

     
  • At February 21, 2006 6:31 AM, Blogger MBH said…

    - It's the world's way of forcing you to depression -> eating and gaining weight. It never worked with me :(
    -3baid wrote about fighting SMS SPAM. Check it.
    -Horny + Old man = No Good. (thakarteeni ib masra7eyat Moraheq bel khamseen!)
    -I saw a girl once on the sea side... labsa 7jab Oo 7fr.. znoodha bel sekka! Ma fahamt, Oo lail7een mo fahem laish. Mo laish labsa 7fr, bas laish labsa 7jab!
    -Sabrina? She's fun, till a certain age. I would've agreed if you said The Teletubbies! Those are monsters!!
    -A bit harder than a bike. Make sure to have your safety helmet & wear proper clothes. You never know what might happen :/
    [PLUG]
    Bored? Wanna see a play? Check my blog.
    [/PLUG]

     
  • At February 21, 2006 9:32 AM, Blogger Qatar Cat said…

    Some Mama's boys are ok. The rest are just mama's boys.

     
  • At February 21, 2006 2:05 PM, Blogger MiYaFuSHi said…

    Mama's boy is a guy who mentions his mum at least 5 times in a conversation, usually referencing how annoyed she is at him or how he needs to check with her over this or that. He depends on her for everything. Also, she calls him 24/7 literally and worries where the hell he is at 8pm!

    So basically she controls his life since he was a child and he is unable to cut the apron strings. So in a relationship, he wants a girl to boss him about and then tell him what a cute little good boy he is.

    Btw....mama's boy is different than some1 who is close to their mum. Close=good. Attached umbilical cord=bad.

    Tooomz: I was walking too fast! Damn curfews!

    Entre: If it was my life, then that is a good thing.
    Actually another weirdo also flashed their stomach at me that day.

    Geo: You are a life saver!! I did it right away. Hope it works :D
    Oh what the hell.....*BIG HUG!


    The SA: So I signal flared the guy :P

    mushmushi: Desperate measures call for...

    Pap: Good point! Test passed

    Cozy: Read it. Now read my geisha post :P

    Purg: 2nd cousin twice removed

    Misguided: A lot of relief. Thank you.

    7tenths: Lol, i was gonna tell my mum about it bes hawant. Maybe if the msgs keep nagging her, she wont nag me :S

    Erzulie: Agreed, see above.

    Charisma: I am starting to get that feeling too.

    Jan6a: Well since I made it up, it should be :P

    Dr.Lost: and they love you too :P

    laialy: NOOOO!!!

    mbh: Maybe she is bald :S

    qatar: how is that?

     
  • At February 21, 2006 6:00 PM, Blogger Entrepreneur said…

    I would love it if everyone who you replied to replied back to your replies, hehehe...

    lets see you answer them!

     
  • At February 21, 2006 11:27 PM, Blogger TANTALIZE said…

    Is your married mit-hajaba GF promiscuous? ;^)

     
  • At February 22, 2006 3:08 PM, Blogger MiYaFuSHi said…

    Entre: &aram 3alayk!

    Tant: Is your sister?

     
  • At February 22, 2006 10:47 PM, Blogger The Krispy Dixie said…

    -I just turn off my phone when i don't feel like talking to anyone.

    - Spam sucks and sorry i don't have a solution for you.. :(

    - Bodyguard?? ... madry wallah... not sure what to do wit that one... :P ikhar3oon a7is :P

    - mama's boys are the worst. I need a man, not someone who still gets his a** wiped by his mommy...

    - The movie wasn't as good as i thought it would be...

    - hehehehehe she is crazy, but who cares?? our friends are our friends and we love them, crazy and all!! :D

    - I used to watch, but it's kind of annoying...

    - fun, but be careful! :D

     

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